んじゃ、ご希望に応えて。
愉快かどうかは読んでないので、保証しませんが。

ISAH MOHAMMED

TEL:+31-613-971-776


DEAR SIR,
WE ARE SENDING THIS LETTER TO YOU BASED ON
INFORMATIONGATHERED FROM THE
FOREIGN TRADE OFFICE OF THE NIGERCHAMBER OF COMMERCE
AND INDUSTRY. WE BELIVE
THAT YOU WOULD BE IN A POSITION TO HELP US IN OUR BID
TO
TRANSFER THE SUM OF TEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS (US&10.5M)INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT.
WE ARE MEMBER OF THE SPECIAL COMMITTEE FOR BUDGET
AND
PLANNING OF THE MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM AND
MINING,THIS
COMMITTE IS PRINCIPALLY CONCERNED WITH
CONTRACT APPRAISALS AND APPROVAL OF
CONTRACTS IN ORDER OFPRIORITIES AS REGARDS CAPITAL
PROJECT OF THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA WITH OUR POSITION,WE HAVE
SUCCESFULLY SECURED FOR OURSELVES THE SUM OF
TEN MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES
DOLLARS (US&10.5M)THIS AMOUNT WAS ACCUMULATED BY
THROUGH UNDECLARED WINDFALL FROM SALES OF CRUDE
OIDURING THE GULF WAR.

WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU IS TO PROVIDE A SAFE ACCOUNT
INTO WHICH THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERRED SINCE
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE NOT ALLOWED BY OUR LAW TO
OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT.IT HAS BEEN AGREED THAT THE
OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH 25% OF
THE REMITTED FUND, WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO
OFFSET EXPENSES AND PAY THE NECESSARY TAXES AND 70%
WILL BE OURS.IF THIS PROPOSAL SATISFIES YOU, EMAIL OR
PHONE ONLY
YOUR RESPONSE SO WE CAN ADVICE YOU ON THE MODALITIES
OF THE TRANSACTION ALL MODALITIES OF THE TRANSFER
HAVE
BEEN WORKED OUT AND ONCE STARTED WILL NOT TAKE MORE
THAN 21 WORKING DAYS WITH THE ABSOLUTE SUPPORT OF
ALL
CONCERNED THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.


PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT AND VERY CONFIDENTIAL. GOD BE
WITH YOU AS I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU REPLY.

WE ARE SENDING THIS LETTER TO YOU FROM AMSTERDAM
HOLLAND BECAUSE ONE OF US IS IN HOLLAND FOR A
COURSE.YOU ARE TO CONTACT ME ON THE ABOVE TEL/FAX
NUMBERS OR E-MAIL

YOUR FAITHFULLY
ISAH MOHAMMED

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